i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Randomize
