I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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