You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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