She is in my trunk
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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