The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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