Are we in a gay sports bar?
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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