would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
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Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
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I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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