I hope mine doesn't look like that
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
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You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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