Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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