Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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