Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Randomize
