he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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