This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
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I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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