You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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