But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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