Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
please don't ironically join a cult
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