Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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