I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
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So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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