shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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