i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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