fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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