Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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