Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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