Buhtt sex?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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