how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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