My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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