We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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