Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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