chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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