After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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