I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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