so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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