Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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