I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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