What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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