i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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