That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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