I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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