You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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