The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
it was like having sex with a tree stump
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I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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