This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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