I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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