Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
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you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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