Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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