there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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