What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
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Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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