Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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