But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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