it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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