I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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