There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
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She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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