my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Do vagina's smell?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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