my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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