So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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