Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
It's official drugs can't kill me
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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