I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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