woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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