I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick