found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...