Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent